Let's check in with our own Mr. Miyagi, FemaleFirst, and see what they're up to today. It looks like they're talking about Sharon Stone. What exactly do they have to say about our favorite fortysomething who thinks she's eighteen? (We saw her hanging out at the roller rink last weekend saying gnarly and fo' shizzle. It was really embarrassing.) "The sexy actress has revealed her pet pussy is a great substitute for a guy." Looks like we've got a new Eva Longoria on our hands.
See the actresses of the world uniting and proclaiming their love for autoerotic activities! "We don't need men," they ballyhoo. "We've got our vibrators to keep us orgasmically satisfied! And we can buy our own dinner!" They will make their independence known with a giant pink dildo erected next to the Hollywood sign. Wait, what's that you say, FemaleFirst? You were talking about Sharon's literal pet cat, not her vadge? Damn. It was so much more interesting the other way. So Sharon doesn't need a man in her life because she can go home at night and pet her big furry kitty. Wait, seriously you're not talking about the woman stroking the muffin? You really need to work on your word choices, FemaleFirst. You're really confusing us.
Sharon's other pussy at MrSkin.com.
Sharon Stone: A Pussy's Best Friend
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