Ho hum. Another day, another celebrity breakup. Forgive us if we're a little jaded and hardened by now. After Chris Klein and Katie Holmes split, we lost the ability to feel, to love.
Yes indeed, Shannon Elizabeth proves that breaking up is the new staying together–she and her husband, Some Random Bit Part Actor Guy (his filmography boasts such roles as "Record Store Manager", "Delivery Man", and "Hippie Boy"), have called it quits after two and a half years of wedded bliss. Split they may be, but the couple claim the breakup is amicable, and they will continue to live together in their shared Los Angeles home. How nouveau Brad and Jen! Shannon and Random Bit Part Actor Guy have been rumored to be headed toward Divorceland for a while now, with friends of the pair stating that things between them were never the same after S.R.B.P.A.G. played a prank on Shannon via the show Punk'd. Damn you, Kutcher! Have you no soul?
(Frankly, we think Shannon just got a good look at her husband in the cold hard light of day.)
