CNW Junk Drawer: Goose Egg

• Rihanna has a big lump on her head. So she either went back to Chris “Doo Doo” Brown or she’s growing horns. The latter is more believable. (Gone Hollywood)
• Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima gives birth to baby girl; is probably not a virgin anymore. (PopEater)
• Victoria’s Secret model Shannan Click naked. Totally, truly, NSFW naked naked. It’s pretty funny that a model has the last name “Click”. That would be like a dentist named Dr. Bzzzzzrrrrt or CelebNewsWire’s last name being a fart sound. (Yeeeah!)
• Beyonce upskirt, but she’s got underwear on so don’t get too jazzed or nuthin. (Cityrag)
• New Moon star Noot Seear nude. Which makes you a Nood Seer. Haw! (Nudography)
• Ashley Tisdale wears a bikini. Also, I got a splinter yesterday. It hurt! (CelebSlam)
• Lily Allen has a secret half sister! Dun dun DUN! (Anything Hollywood)
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