We've never really paid much attention to Shanna Moakler. That would kind of be like following the career of the girl who won the Hawaiian Tropic contest you saw when you were on spring break junior year. And while we do occasionally see Miss Hawaiian Tropic during our important business meetings with important men with briefcases at Hooters, we're not really watching to see what her next move is, employment wise. Shanna, however, is making it hard to resist her at the moment by trying to piss off Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. And we do follow the "career" of Paris and firmly believe that her next DVD hit will be Paris and Shanna Showdown: Cage Fight to the Death, hitting stores January '08. We're really not sure who we'll be pulling for.
Shanna took time out of her busy schedule of (we assume) tanning, Hydeing, and throwing her kids a few milkbones once in a while to post the following message on her MySpace:
and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my "hacked" info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)
Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net
How many messages do you think Paris received telling her that her Valtrex prescription was ready for pick up at Rite Aid? Or maybe ours was the only one.
And because no D-list celebrity MySpace posting goes unanswered by an even lesser celebrity, former Lindsay Lohan vagina servicer Harry Morton responded thusly. We especially love the earmark of the witless blogger, the coke dribble. Also, we were unaware that a blog could catch AIDS. It really is a devastating disease.
And on a side note, Shanna's Wikipedia entry is surprisingly fascinating. We had no idea she had dated Billy Idol or Dennis Quaid. And anyone who has spent twelve years in the world of competitive roller skating gets our respect. It also helps us envision an ending to Paris and Shanna Showdown: In the fourth round Shanna will grab onto Paris's extensions and begin to pull just as Shanna's left roller-skated foot slips, sending the pair to the mat and causing such a violent hair-pulling action that Paris's neck snaps and she dies instantly.
Why is MrSkin.com better than MySapce? Because Shanna is naked there.
