Do you remember when Playboy was sexy? At least twenty, thirty years ago, right? They had real titties and some of the ladies even looked like they’d gone through puberty naturally, growing down-there hair and everything. Lucky for us, they’re bringing sexy back in January! Tara Reid nude! Diddy talking about wanting to pop a cherry when he was seven! MMMM-mmmm! PFunk Doodle Oddles told the Bunny (via PopEater):
I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen — so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission.
But after that didn’t work, he turned to porn until he found a hole to stick it in:
When I was 13, and I felt like I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long… I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment — it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of. If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
“Yo Puff, what you in fo’?” “Nothing man, I was just tryin’ to rent Big Bootied MILFS Barf on My Balls 8 and they hauled me in.” “Aw, that’s a shame. I hear that one’s a classic.”
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how did this talentless classless toad get famous let alone a successful career in the music industry? oh yeah all the other stupid talentless classless toads in this country.
pshaw! i don’t believe that for a second! The Barf on My Balls series lost its magic after number 4… should’ve stayed a trilogy.