Hey, remember when everyone (including ourselves) was flappin' gums about Jennifer Garner possibly gestating the Spawn of Fleck? Neither do we. Because it was boring. And then Britney got knocked up, and Demi, and then Brad/Jen/Angelina happened, and then Paris was hacked, and . . . well, we just plum forgot. But now Jennifer is starting to show, or, as Star would say, "sporting a baby bump". Ooooh? Or . . . something?
The ever-reliable UK paper The Sun is taking issue with Jennifer's famous slim figure suddenly looking oddly out of proportion. Since it's common knowledge that the actress follows an incredibly strict diet and fitness regimen to maintain her athletic figure for Alias, the fact that she's carrying a little extra gut seems suspicious. (Frankly, we think Jen's just following Ben's bloatbag diet.) An "industry insider" says, "Jennifer was showing quite a big bump and she was walking very carefully. The bulge is out of proportion with the rest of her body, which is really toned. I'd say she's a few months gone." Wow, what a depressing way of putting it. Then again, this is the child of Ben Affleck after all.
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