Lindsay Lohan tries drunk DJing on for size. (Celebitchy)- Sean Penn wants his critics to “die screaming of rectal cancer.” Have we learned nothing from the Vincent Gallo/Roger Ebert debacle? (PopEater)
- Angelina Jolie porked Mick Jagger. (Yeeeah!)
- Doogie Howser will star in an upcoming Smurfs movie. No, you’re not stoned. (Allie)
- Some people were voted off American Idol last night. Or as Ellen Degeneres would say, “I, uh, uh, you’re great and, uh, your look is great, and you, uh, you were great. I just, I’m such a fan because you’re great. Uh, uh, uh, great song choice. It was great.” (Daily Stab)
- Playgirl would pay Jon Gosselin 20 Gs to whip out his clammy thumbdick. (Litely Salted)
- Mo’nique and her husband are in an o’pen re’lationship. (Bitten and Bound)
- Movie fatcat suit guys promise that the new Twilight movie will be “steamy”. Ooooh, what will these Mormon vampires do? Hold hands? (I’m Not Obsessed)
- Selena Gomez, who is 17, stole a role from Nicole Kidman, who is 187. (Evil Beet)
- Follow us on Twitter, you dick. (Twitter)
CNW Junk Drawer: Die Screaming of Rectal Cancer
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