Hey, wait a minute! These aren't my breasts! I had huge fake knockers, which I paid very good American Pie money for, thank you very much, and someone has stolen them! Hey, you, over there, Mr. Police Officer Man, I'd like to report a crime. Yes, someone has stolen my breasts. They were here last night before I went out, got denied at Hyde, then Mood, then that biker bar in the Valley, then . . . ohmigod, what did I do then? I remember stopping by that 7-11 to pick up a couple bottles of that vodka that Damon Dash makes, then I was wandering around and realized I was near Dr. Bob's house, so I decided to pop in and . . . oh, nevermind, Mr. Police Officer Man. I know who has my boobies.
More pics of Tara's downsized chest can be found at Bricks and Stones.
And check out the originals at MrSkin.com.
