Governor/Kindergarten cop Arnold Schwarzenegger may just have snatched away the coveted title of "Hollywood's Crappiest Dad" from John Travolta. No small feat, since, in addition to encouraging them to keep crack addict hours, Travolta raises his children to believe they're overtaken by body thetans; i.e. E.T.s.
The Terminator star seems to have some sort of boner for laundry. Clean laundry. And if his four young children, incubated by Kennedy cousin Maria Shriver, do not keep up with the washing and the folding, there is hell to pay. Shriver says that if Arno finds a pair of errant gym shorts or what have you lying about, there are consequences–the kids will be grounded, or perhaps something more insidious. "He's strict about laundry," she says. "He goes around taking the kids' clothes that they leave out. He throws things in the fire or hides things. They don't ever get them back." Throws things in the fire? Did she seriously say "throws things in the fire"? Even Joan Crawford allowed Christina a stray sock or two–we'd hate to see what Arnold is capable of if branded "box office poison".
Schwarzenegger to Children: "No Wire Hangers"
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