Scarlett Johoho has broken her silence and is bravely speaking out for the first time about her breasts' harrowing encounter with a homosexual at the Golden Globes.
You'll recall from this website and from your nocturnally emissive dreams that Scarlett's world-reknowned rackage got juggled by designer/talk show host/red carpet mic-holding dude Isaac Mizrahi before the Golden Globes. She appeared to be a good sport about the whole business; after all, it was funny and cute and he's a cheeky gay, so who cares? Apparently, Scarlett does, and she reveals that she has less of a sense of humor than we thought.
"It was definitely in poor taste. I'd been prepping for two hours with hair and make-up and getting dressed. And the first interview I do, someone who I have never met before fondles me for his own satisfaction. Mostly I was thinking, 'Oh, my God, this is happening on live TV.'"
Tactile satisfaction, sure. Who wouldn't want to feel the soft heft of a gravity-defying, nubile boobile? Sexual satisfaction, eh, not so much. Mizrahi digs the pole, not the hole. Scarlett went on to say that Isaac "wasn't interested in the dynamics of" her red Valentino gown:
"Like he doesn't know how a dress works . . . I think he's a guy that's starting his TV career and he's making a bit of an exciting moment for himself. I can't be angry at him."
Now, we fully admit that we're no sartorial engineers, but we're pretty sure we know how a dress works. It goes over your body like so and is made of pretty stuff that makes girls look nice. Right? We're right. Isaac Mizrahi has been a noted, wildly popular fashion designer for decades, winning the CFDA Designer of the Year award thrice. We're willing to place very good money that he also knows how a dress works.
See Scarlett's mightly cleavage at MrSkin.com.
