You know what? It's a slow gossip day. No one forgot to wear panties or left a sex tape lying on the coffee table for the maid to pick up and sell or even stuffed too much boob into too little shirt (well, except for Jordan, but she doesn't really have a choice). So we're going to let Scarlett Johansson talk about being naked. And you're gonna like it.
Our gossip life coach, FemaleFirst, spins this yarn:
Scarlett Johansson claims nobody ogled her when she stripped off naked for the cover of Vanity Fair magazine.The 'Lost In Translation' star – who was photographed in the nude with British actress Keira Knightley for the publication – insists no one took a second look when the pair's underwear was cut off.
Scarlett told Esquire magazine: "We were going to be wearing thongs but the stylist snipped them off. Here we are, Keira and I, and we're totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry computer. Everyone was busy working. But I guess it's better than if they were all looking at me. It was surprisingly comfortable."
A roomful of people more interested in their latest text message than Keira Knightley's gumdrops, we can understand. They're diminutive and we've seen them quite a few times before. But even if the crew involved in the photo shoot (this one right here) consisted of Liberace, Tom Cruise, Lance Bass, a chipmunk, and an elephant, all eyes would be on ScarJo's rack. It's young and buoyant and supple and appeals to every living creature, be it man, woman, gay, straight, animal, vegetable, or mineral.
They might be from 2004, but that won't stop you from checking out pics of Scarlett performing with the Pussycat Dolls at Yeeeah!
Examine Scarlett's appeal at MrSkin.com.
And see Keira naked there.
