Scarlett Johansson (remember her? Pretty girl, big cans, we used to talk about her a lot before everybody went to jail and rehab?) is currently in Spain working on another Woody Allen movie. Her third in a row. Jesus, Woody, control yourself. Maybe try playing a little hard to get or something. A shy smile and a "maybe I'll see you around, or something" is surprisingly effective, as opposed to your current "Scarlett! Scarlett! I wrote seventy-three screenplays and they're all for you! It's ALL FOR YOU, Scarlett" M.O. Christ, even the Coen Brothers take a break from using Frances McDormand sometimes.
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I'm sick of her, yes she is easy on the eyes. But she isn't thios great fucking actress that everyone makes her out to be. Of course she will eventually win some oscar for some allen flick and then be even more annoying.
Speaking of annoying oh Bellboy fetch my bags. I suppose your expecting Paris, Britney or Nicole and got mad when it wasn't about them or even you.
OK enough about you, we've seen her talent let's see her real talents as well. Scarlett is close to becoming more known to people than they might expect.
More to come soon.
C'MON!!!
Speaking of annoying oh Bellboy fetch my bags. I suppose your expecting Paris, Britney or Nicole and got mad when it wasn't about them or even you.
OK enough about you, we've seen her talent let's see her real talents as well. Scarlet is close to becoming more known to people than they might expect.
More to come soon.
C'MON!!!