Yesterday we spun a yarn involving Tom Cruise standing behind Katie Holmes and attempting to mimic genital-to-ass contact with gyrating motions, while Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony expressed their love via song nearby. Then we even showed you video proof. But today we awoke feeling guilty. Was such a story really necessary? How many otherwise delicious and wholesome lunchtime meals did we ruin with our brazen implication that Tom would just love to slip his wiener into any available Katie opening? Well, today we're going to rectify yesterday's wrong by telling you a much more palatable tale of celeb-on-celeb grinding involving Scarlett Johansson and Justin Timberlake.
Like many of you, we believed that those "Justin Timberlake is totally effing ScarJo" stories were just rumors, and we were more apt to believe the "Justin Timberlake is totally effing Jessica Biel" stories. Turns out he might be totally effing them both. Page Six reports:
Johansson met Timberlake at the Hennessey Super Bowl afterparty at Mokai, where, spies say, "they were talking, dancing, holding hands all night – it was very cozy."Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy little dance, grinding into his body."
We feel that we have completed a necessary public service here, that balance has been restored to the universe, and TomKat-suppressed boners can rise up once again to greet the morning. You're welcome.
More ScarJo can be found at MrSkin.com.
