Every year, the male population waits to see whom Esquire and GQ and FHM deem the sexiest, so they can adjust their masturbation aids accordingly. But what if the magazines were wrong, and you find out you’ve been fantasizing about a far inferior woman the entire time? Disgusting! You’d have to tear your dong off and throw it in a dumpster. Shameful. And it actually happened. According to PopEater, Christina Hendricks on the cover of Esquire‘s “Women We Love” issue was actually supposed to be Scarlett Johansson.
“Scarlett completely screwed us,” Granger told an audience at a magazine conference in Toronto, the NYDN reports. An insider tells the paper Johansson was the number one gal Esquire wanted for the cover and she was “committed” to the photo shoot.
“I think her commitment on Broadway [in Arthur Miller's 'A View From the Bridge'] prevented her from making good,” an insider tells the Daily News.
This is just like the kids in third grade who couldn’t get a real Cabbage Patch Kid so they were stuck with the malformed craft bazaar knockoffs. Your dad can’t afford a real Scarlett Johansson, so you’re stuck with this stupid dirty old Hendricks. Ha ha, you’re poor!
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Hendricks is much sexier, but Johanssonens seems somehow more attainable. Maybe it was Del Toro+Elevator thing.
I don’t understand what people see in Hendricks she’s a fat ass I guess people like fat chicks now.
Hell yeah they do!
That’s because on a daily basis we’re desensitized by fat people. So naturally seeing an obese woman isn’t disgusting, it’s becoming attractive through “we’re running out of ‘hot’ women in America”
You think she’s FAT? WTF is wrong with you. Not all women look like Megan Fox you know.
I dunno about “attainable”. Have your seen Hendricks’ husband? He was one of the college kids tripping balls in the beginning of “Super Troopers”.
Yeah, IRL I don’t have any fraction of a chance with either of them if they were to get hit in the head and wore a Barbie bicycle helmet from now on. But in my lizard brain, I could totally get with Johanssonens, cause she’s just that skanky.
I definitely think that she is hot and should have been included on the list
You guys have the wrong spin here:
You got screwed by Scarlett Jo!!!!!
Only one bearded Canadian Wonder kind and you can say that!!!