Back in grade school, girls had cooties. They were dumb and probably smelled and played with dolls and cried a lot. Now we’re grown up and girls have cooties again, especially if their yabbos are soft and bouncy and when their ham tunnels are swaddled in fur. Sunday night, the world exploded because a gorgeous porn star got completely naked on television, and instead of falling in love, dudes across America gagged, puked, got the vapors, fainted, and killed themselves. Salon reports:
Sasha Grey… appeared naked on last night’s “Entourage” and caused quite the commotion among the show’s dude-bro contingent. Not because she was naked on-camera… but because she went naked with a full-on bush. Judging from the resulting hysteria on Twitter, it was the Pube-pocalypse. Behold, a few of the standout tweets:
Yea she had a sicko BUSH
Sasha Grey had an ENORMOUS fucking 70s bush. WTF
That shit was so uncalled for
Sasha Grey really should shave her bush
Entourage was wild. So was Sasha Grey’s bush. #EW
did anyone else think that was disgusting. ITS 2010
Grey’s admirable tweet in response to all the haters: “A lot of bush comments after tonight’s #Entourage episode. If you’re curious…that’s what a grown woman looks like. Besides, I shave where it counts ↓ I’m happy to contribute to making it ok again:) All ‘fashions’ have their cycles!”
It’s like in history class when we learned about how in the olden days, women used to take small doses of arsenic to achieve a desirable pallor and everyone in the class shook their heads in wonder. In 2300, a teacher will be like, “And women used to PAY someone to tear out their pubic hair by pouring hot wax on it. Right after they had a doctor inject botulism into their eyebrows.” What a world! What a world we live in.
UPDATE: One of our lovely, talented, and strapping readers tipped us off to the actual uncensored nudes. Enjoy!
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Are Salon people on drugs?
Any BTW, why block out the good stuff? I would rather see Sasha’s REAL skinnage than all of the non-nude teasing presented by the so-called “actresses”.
Ummm… it’s TV! What the heck did you expect? If you want splayed close-ups watch one of her 200+ PORNOS! I love when people freak out ’cause something on TV or film wasn’t exactly how they fantasized it in their lizard brains.
OK I am ALL FOR full bush…OK nicely trimmed so it doesn’t look like she is a hooker from the balkans or anything but NOT trimmed like she was a 9 year old!!!
YAY BUSH!!!
Why you no post a pic or link to the fuzz?
Having some trouble finding the screenshots. Little help, my buddies?
Here you go!
http://i.imgur.com/kin0i.jpg
You’re a hero!
P.S. I don’t think HBO takes kindly to screen caps, so that might be the reason I can’t find uncensored ones.
This confirms it… the haters on Salon are on drugs.
Either that or they get off on barbie dolls.
I had to edit out most of the Salon article for space, but if you read the whole thing you’ll see that Salon is firmly pro-Sasha’s bush.
That was not 70′s bush. I don’t mind the occasional smooth runway, but if you don’t have a landing strip it makes it look like it should be on a little kid.
Oh, good grief! It’s a presentable bush. Kinda like the classic style popular with the 70′s and 80′s PLAYBOY and PENTHOUSE centerfolds. It’s not like she has sores or something. Besides, this is the FICTIONAL Sasha Grey, which most of those idiots should’ve reckoned on. She would let it grow between gigs and because she’s got a steady guy. The real Sasha Grey would probably treat her nethers differently. I swear people should be more careful with their reality.
well, IT’S JUST THE SMELL OF IT.
……that’s all.
Where did you get your smellevision?
A properly washed cooter with fur does not smell any nastier than a bald one.
I prefer fur, because shaved cooters look to infantile and it just turns me off.
Sasha Grey almost always has a bush, its not anything different. Besides she shaves the lips which is all that matters.
fuck!