We confess, we've been a little concerned about the health of Sandra Bullock's a-hole after we learned that she uses butt cream on her face. If she's got it backwards, that means she's been using Retin-A and Creme de la Mer on her anus, and that's just begging for a uncomfortable rash. But now we can rest easy, because Sandy's exhaust pipe has been given a clean bill of health. Rejoice!
Some sisters like to spend the day shopping, some go to spas, some gossip over a nice chicken caesar salad. But Sandra Bullock and her sister Gesine bond over matching colonoscopies! The pair thought they'd better get their kazoos checked since their mother Helga died of colon cancer five years ago. The sisters were given a clean bill of health, causing Sandy to crow, "The doctor said, 'You don't have to come back for another 10 years.' We were like, 'How great is that?'" To celebrate, they hit some shops and threw away that Miss Congeniality 2 money, but their purchases were affected by the large amount of painkillers they had taken. Bullock related, "I was stoned out of my head. I bought a camera because it matched my hair colour – and the most interesting clothes… Now I have this insane Picasso-looking beach shirt and a great camera that matches my hair." Consider yourself lucky, Sandra. The last time I went shopping on painkillers, I ended up buying a newborn infant on the black market.
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