We here at CelebNewsWire love Russell Crowe. Not that we think he's a good actor or particularly enjoy his movies; we just think he's entertaining. But unfortunately this week he became a little less entertaining as his band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts (or TOFOG, as those in the know like to call them), have called it quits.
We'll give you the news in Crowe's own windbag-ish yet mistake-riddled prose: "what you possibly won't be pleased about,nor understand fully until you hear this record,is that tofog would seem to have dissolved/evolved. while that holds certain disappointments,they pale in comparison to the joy of writing unrestricted,of talking from my heart and mind simultaneously about things that are important to me now,right now,in this time of my life,not when I was younger or dare I say it less world weary/wary,but now, as a 41 year old father/husband/lover/man." The absence of Crowe's unique view on what it's like to be a 41 year old father/husband/lover/man will surely be missed by the entire world. But wait! TOFOG is still releasing a record! Rejoice! And Crowe assures us that it will not suck, saying, "this record is fresh, relavatory [sic] and graceful." You know what else is graceful? Begging your fans to give you money. He ends his missive with this plea, "please be cool about giving up your two bucks and not file sharing." That TOFOG, they sure are a class act. They will truly be missed. Just like Dogstar.
Russell Crowe's Band Breaks Up; A Wounded World Weeps
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