My Best Friend's Wedding star, openly homosexual actor Rupert Everett, has just released his autobiography, Red Carpet and Other Banana Skins. In addition to dishing about costars Julia Roberts ("skittish") and Sharon Stone ("unhinged"), Rupe reveals that he's shooting blanks due to baldness meds. He says,
"I don't have any sperm left. If I stop taking the pills, all my hair will fall out, but I would rather have hair than sperm."
But what happens at Christmas when his lover sells their antique brass baby bassinet to buy Rupert a beautiful ivory comb for his luscious locks, while Rupert goes off his Propecia to get enough sperm to produce a baby with a surrogate? Thus concludes this episode of Gay O. Henry dinner theater.
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