“You’re Too Skinny. I’ll Replace You with an Underwear Model.”

Fired, quit, who knows. But Megan Fox and her outlandishly blubbery new lips are definitely out for Transformers 3. How ever will Michael Bay find someone with the chops and experience to take over Megan’s role of wearing bronzer and push-up bras and talking to giant jive-talking robots? Easy. He just opened a Victoria’s Secret catalog. The Sun hits caps lock and reports:

MOVE over MEGAN, there’s a new FOX in town. Jaw-droppingly gorgeous ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY will take over as the leading lady in upcoming blockbuster Transformers 3. The British Victoria’s Secret model, 23, has been offered the role in the sequel – after Megan sensationally quit the franchise last week.

Director MICHAEL BAY reportedly came to blows with the actress over her plummeting weight. Her slender physique sparked concern and “unhealthy” Megan was ordered to put on weight, sources claimed.

Rosie – who has notched up the bedpost with OLIVIER MARTINEZ and JASON STATHAM – has NO acting credentials to date.

Actually, replacing everything with a lingerie model seems like a good way to run one’s life. The next Illinois governor should be a lingerie model. Replace your crummy office coffee with a nice hot cup of lingerie model. Get a lingerie model to run BP. She can send a team of sexy oilthropologists down to the bottom of the sea in this season’s hottest swimwear to plug the leak with one sultry look from their bedroom eyes.

NSFW pics of Rosie here and here.

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