Nearly three years ago, we brought you this terrifying blind item, a tale of a television star who gave her new husband the gift of a tighter tooter for their wedding. We’ve never told you who the lady was, but it sure wasn’t Roseanne Barr/Arnold. However, unlike our mysterious blind item subject, Roseanne is more than willing to discuss her own vaginal rejuvenation surgery, especially on national television, while an utterly mortified Craig Ferguson looks on:
Roseanne’s excuse is that she’s single, and thus needs something to “put herself out there”. DivorcÈes the world over previously thought this meant a kicky hairdo or a makeover at Merle Norman. Thanks, Roseanne, for letting us know that to be successful at dating, it’s a full pussy tune-up that’s necessary.
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