It looks like Chris “Doo Doo” Brown may finally be relinquishing his well-earned title of A ASSHOLE. Who do you think the big macho lady-beating manly man wiener head is who’s taking it away? Mel Gibson? Ben Affleck? The Situation? Nah. It’s Sam Ronson. She allegedly beats the crap out of sorta-maybe-sometimes-ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. A source told Radar:
One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head.
She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.
It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are. I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.
We were all set up to make a joke about Sam being Dyke Turner to Lindsay’s Tina, but then we realized that we’re assholes and started feeling really sad for Lindsay. Seriously, girl, you deserve better than getting bloodied up by a DJ who looks like the love child of Aaron Carter and Anderson Cooper.
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OK no fun to make fun of the blindly co-dependant… someone kick BOTH their asses and then we can make fun of them… wait… maybe Lindsay should join the cast of Jersey Snore and show them all how to act!!!
how can u feel sorry for an immature coked out drunken attention whore who probably throws the 1st punch when a tossed drink in the face isnt enough to make her the center of ronsons attention? this train wreck needs to be hauled off to the scrap heap once and for all.