Grab some frankincense and myrrh, hop on your camel, and follow the shining star to Hollywood–Julia Roberts, like a true overacheiver, has crapped out not one, but two babies!
After showing signs of early delivery, Roberts had been confined to bed rest in a hospital, which didn't do much good, since she hatched those puppies over a month early, anyway. All involved are reportedly fine, aside from the fact that Roberts and husband Danny Moder named the girl twin Hazel Patricia and the boy twin Phinnaeus Walter.
As with every other celebrity spawn, expect to be inundated with tales of nursery-decorating, losing that baby weight, and $10K baby carriages that come with their own barristas and built-in iPod docks.
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