Weird personal problems are so hot right now. Do you work out 20 hours a day? Are you obsessed with toenails? Do you eat dimes? Here, have your own show on TLC! Dwarf families are out! Chalk-chewing is in! And the biggest jewel in the crown of crazy is hoarding, the subject of no less than three cable TV shows. And if The Apprentice and Jeopardy are any indication, celebrity spinoffs are a sure bet, so Hoarders should book Robert Pattinson now. In a recent interview, the Twilight guy said:
“I’m a hoarder. I gave away all my furniture from [when I lived in] Baton Rouge, but with books and things I have storage spaces all over the world.
“It’s ridiculous. Clothes – I cannot give away clothes. I don’t know why. I wear the same thing every day and I just have piles and piles and piles of clothes and then every two years, I’ll go to the storage space and kind of see what I can give away.
“I give away like three things, search through everything and then pack it all back up and put it in the storage space.”
Ha! What do you think of your #1 sex symbol now, ladies? Nothing like squished cat skeletons and a refrigerator full of expired rice pudding to really get your panties wet.
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