Everything we've ever needed to know, we've learned from Disney movies. Siamese cats are assholes, the circus is a cold cruel place, especially for elephants, the right shoe can turn a girl into a straight-up princess, and if a woman has starfish on her tits, she's probably a mermaid. Therefore, Rihanna is a mermaid. We're logical!
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And you know what rhymes with "mermaid."
OK, we'll bite. What rhymes with mermaid?
Sperm aid? You asked.
Wang dang doodle all night long!
Typical attention craving knee-gore whooooooore, Chris Brown should've knocked some class into this trash skank moosefaced bitch and stuck a mighty sharp shiv into her dump ass and did the world a favor, this no talent hack will be gone and forgotten in no time at all just like ALL the other forgotten knee-gore whooooores !