People like to poke fun at our girl Rihanna, saying that she has a twelvehead, a nasally voice, an Arsenio Hall Gumby hairdo, and that she resembles some sort of E.T.-borg hybrid. All these things may be true, but she’s also pretty much the coolest person in the U.S.A. right now, and she proves it by consistently wearing totally boss shit like this dress that is completely see-through save for some well-placed opaque stripes. She obviously has nil on underneath this thing, so how does she hold up her bewbs or keep her genitals from spilling out? That dress is like a sexy cloth prison, and Rihanna’s breasts are plotting a jailbreak involving digging their way to freedom using a contraband spoon they got by trading an hj to a guy named Toejam. Boy howdy, we know how to make a sexy story even sexier.
That’s a Pretty Dress
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That dress doesn’t leave much to the imagination, does it?
She should wear it more often.
Talentless HUGE whore. The best possible media darling, and easily next Britney trainwrecking HO case. Way to go, Fuckin4Track Rih. You’re a shame for females and a great opportunity for peasized nerds mnasturbating over your image. Nice plastic surgery on nose and boobs though. Now a little liposuction on your upper tighs could make you even hotter. I’m just sayin.