Rihanna See-Through Nipple

Goddammit, internets, haven’t we gone over this before? How many times do we have to teach you what a nip slip is? Do we need to send an especially big nipple, like one belonging to Bai Ling or Milla Jovovich, down to where you do all that informative blogging and show you in person? Cause that might be fun. Especially the part where we get to hang out with Bai Ling. We’ll be all like, “Hey Bai, you’ve got really big nipples. We dig ‘em. Do you think if we put some paint on the end of one and gave you a sketch pad you could draw us a pony?” And then she’d be all like, “Sure CelebNewsWire, new buddy. I do that all the time. I even have some paint and paper in my bunny-rabbit-shaped mini backpack.” And then she would paint us a pony with her nipple (the left one we’re thinking), and then we would continue on to world blogging headquarters, where Bai would lean over in front of Mr. Internets just enough so that her nipple popped out of her shirt and met the fresh air. THAT would be a nipple slip. These here are Rihanna see-through pictures. Because you see through the shirt. See? Nothing is slipping out of anything. Got it?