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Reportedly, Denise's lawyer filed to have the previously drawn-up divorce papers submitted to a private arbiter yesterday. Although as recently as a month and a half ago, Sheen was seen wearing his wedding ring and crowing that things were "really good," Richardsís publicist confirmed that she's "moving forward with divorce proceedings." Aw, don't beat yourself up over this, though, Chuckles. Your wife has proven herself to have some questionable taste. Quoth IMDb:
The former Bond girl sparked gossip about the state of her marriage on New Year's Eve when she dumped Sheen and joined pal Heather Locklear at a[n] REO Speedwagon concert at Los Angeles' Canyon Club.
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