Germs! Germs! Everywhere Germs!

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One of the ways we are able to feel good about ourselves when we have to look at beautiful, glamorous, skinny, rich-as-hell people all day for this gossip game is by finding flaws in those people. Flaws that say, "Damn, Celebrity X is a FREAK. It's way better to be us, with our meager paycheck and ability to shotgun Coors all night long, than to be them with their millions and their paranoid fear that beer gives you wrinkles that can only be cured by drinking the urine of a rare Himalayan mountain goat." So we're happy to hear that world-champion squinter Renee Zellweger is terrified of germs. Says Star (via Celebitchy):

Renee ZellwegerÖ is so worried about hygiene, she asks everyone who enters her house to put hospital booties on their feet – even if theyíre wearing socks! ìRenee believes that shoes are frequently contaminated with dirt and dangerous bacteria,î an insider tells Star. And while Reneeís friends think itís over the top, ìthey end up having a laugh when they go sliding around on her slippery floors!î

Why stop there? Why not install fancy hospital equipment at all entryways that would completely sanitize each guest? Or better yet, Renee could just seal herself up in a spherical, completely mobile plastic bubble? It worked for Jake Gyllenhaal.

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Bobby Weird July 17, 2009 at 11:33 am

They better save a cell for her next door to Mischa Barton.

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WeirdArchives July 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Christ! You become famous by co-starring with Tom Cruise, blow critics away by playing a popular British chick-lit character, win an Oscar and do a few bummer films and then…WHAM! You suddenly become Howard Hughes in drag. This will not end well.

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Bobby Weird July 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm

On the contrary, I think this will end very well indeed.

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Wondertrash July 18, 2009 at 9:45 pm

man she's startin' to look like Hilary Clinton!

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A man named GOB July 20, 2009 at 3:50 pm

…yeah and the human race WILL die eventually from a simple virus strain because no one will have immunities anymore if we let people like this have their way.
Oh wait not to worry, not to worry, plans are in the making as I speak the world will end in 2012 so all is good.
Fu(k it's great to be alive now.

C'MON!!!

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CNW Admin July 20, 2009 at 5:06 pm

GOB! It's GOB!!!!

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policeconstable August 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Renee Germs dont scare me. kissing spreads germs………..Quick Renee make me sick xoxoxoxxooxxxo

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policeconstable August 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm

Renee’s Germs dont scare me. kissing spreads germs………..Quick Renee make me sick xoxoxoxxooxxxo

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