RenÈe Zellweger's estranged, bald, behatted huzzy Kenny Chesney has likened his wife to a big-screen television. Huh. We always thought of her more as a 10 cup rice steamer. Or a Salad Shooter, perhaps.
When asked about his impending divorce, Chesney recently told American Life magazine:
"It was like opening the door to our house and having someone come in and take your big-screen TV off the wall during the big game, and there's nothing you can do about it."
You may think that likening someone you love(d) to a major household appliance seems a little flip, but this is Kenny Chesney we're talking about. From a man who penned an paean to romantic love entitled "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy", this is a compliment of the highest order.
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