We just realized that 100% of the stories we’ve written today have been about boobs, and we don’t want you to think we’re perverts or anything unChristian like that, so here’s a nice tale of two Hollywood stars who have called it quits. According to our own personal gossip Sunday school teacher, FemaleFirst:
Renee Zellweger has reportedly split from Bradley Cooper. The Oscar-winning actress – who began dating the handsome actor earlier this year – is said to be distraught after he decided to cool their romance as he doesn’t want to be tied down.
A source said: “Bradley is enjoying his status as a hot successful star and doesn’t want to settle.”
It is also reported Bradley – who was once linked to Jennifer Aniston – has formed a close friendship with Hollywood producer Holly Wiersma. The source added to Britain’s Mail on Sunday newspaper: “He’s told Renee he wants space – but at the same time he’s started getting flirty with Holly.”
Yeah, we don’t really care about this, but chew on this: does Renee Zellweger’s face go totally relaxed and normal if a guy accidentally shoots goof juice into her eye. Think about it.
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She actually has sex? I thought that was just Hollywood talk. Oh, man! My illusions have gone and got shattered!