We thought we had washed our hands of the whole Kate Moss/Pete Doherty thing for good. We realized that we could get pretty much the same effect by watching Sid and Nancy every couple of days, and it's much more fun to imitate Nancy whining "Seeeeyid" than it is to emulate Kate Moss–those skinny jeans are rather binding and we're developing a nasty cough from all those ciggies. But we can never ignore public groping in front of a gaggle of drug-addicted onlookers.
You may have noticed that Pete Doherty has not been arrested in upwards of 78 hours, which is a new feat for him, really. Turns out he's in rehab. And apparently being around all those drunken floozies gets a boy horny. A witness told The Sun:
There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside.
But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning.
They were practically having full-blown sex.
Then people realised it was Moss and Doherty ó her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway. But a second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away.î
Perhaps this is just a preview of what will come next in the Moss/Doherty courtship. Pete's newfound sobriety may have awakened his libido and maybe he'll substitute an addiction to outdoor sex for those pesky needles. We'll hear about Kate and Pete sightings all over London as they rush to fit in quickies before the paparazzi show up, until their biggest challenge, getting it on in front of the gates at Buckingham Palace, moaning a screaming and desperately trying to break the nearest guard's vacant straightforward stare.
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