That’s Wiggety-Waka, Y’all

I was under the impression that people commit crimes out of necessity, because criminal activity can garner a lot of money in a short amount of time. But thanks to professional athletes, rock stars, and rappers, I now know that selling drugs, illegally owning weapons, and making puppies kill each other is super fun, because even if they’re filthy rich, they still do this stuff. Hey, guys? Cut it out. The latest to arouse police suspicion: rapper Waka Flocka. TMZ reports:

A gaggle of cops raided rapper Waka Flocka Flame‘s Georgia home this AM on suspicion of prostitution.

…According to [the search warrant], cops were on the lookout for “marijuana, articles, pictures, and communications relating to gangs and gang paraphernalia.”

Cops tell TMZ, they ended up finding marijuana, prescription drugs, and two firearms. We’re told Waka wasn’t home at the time but another rapper Gucci Mane was handcuffed at the scene — and eventually freed.

OK. Blah blah guns and drugs blah blah raid blah whatever, but this guy willingly goes by the name WAKA FLOCKA FLAME? What happened to rap names that reflected how tough or how cool as ice you were? Waka Flocka Flame sounds like something your mom makes up when she pretends to rap. “My name is Carol and I’m here to say! Wicky wicky waka flocka flame in a major way! Rappity rap rap!”