Man, we might as well change the name of this site to VanityFairNewsWire because that's all we ever talk about anymore. To recap: Rachel McAdams gives the stink face to posing nude on the cover, Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley do it anyway, though all you can really see is Scarlett's kazoo, and Angelina Jolie ponies up some crackage inside the mag. Oh, but there's more. Much more. But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Sienna Miller's cans are the sun.
The new issue is crammed to the gills with pictures of Tinseltonians both young (Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel) and old (Pam Anderson and . . . Mamie Van Doren???). Now that Sienna Miller is totally, completely, utterly, for real this time, no honestly, really really single (as of 10:19 A.M. CST), she needs some extra publicity. Without effete man candy on her arm, she does what any enterprising upstart would do: pulls out the beans. Egotastic! has all the pics from the magazine here, for your consideration. See the picture they have with Sienna? It has a big black box over her yams. But before you start shaking your fist at the heavens and cursing the pain of life, push the button on the computer clicker and see what happens. The black box mysteriously disappears, and the picture gets real big. And so do you. Ah, the internet. It is chockablock with magic and wonder.
Oh, and there are even more killer Miller boobolas at MrSkin.com.
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