My Bilson, 'Tis of Thee

This month, GQ tips its super duper heterosexual houndstooth designer fedora to the election year with Rachel Bilson saluting you. America rules, and so do insanely adorable young ladies in stages of semi-undress! These pictures might just be what brings this country together. Old and young, black and white, male and female. Once Hillary Clinton and Mike Huckabee see these photos, they will throw aside their differences and ride a roan mare through a field of daisies. A giant statue of Rachel will be erected in every town square. And by "statue" we mean "wieners". And by "town square" we mean "in the rec room of your parents' house, where you sleep on a futon and check this website on dial-up". And by "erected" we mean "erected".