People write in our comments section and say things like, “you only make fun of celebrities because you hate yourself” and “oh yeah, like you’re soooo big” and “leave [useless fame-whore] alone, you monsters.” One person we’ll never pierce with our razor-sharp arrows of amazing wit is Rachel Weisz, who has beams of light shooting out of her like a fifteenth century depiction of the coronation of the Virgin. Look at her in these new Esquire UK pictures! Man alive. Legend has it that she’s the one who ended apartheid, landed that plane in the Hudson, discovered penicillin, wrote the Pootie Tang script, and bred the first Labradoodle. She also invented SweeTarts. True story.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are witness to the ultimate hotness in the cosmos. This woman can do no wrong, or at least make the wrong look right. Let’s enjoy her sweet sweet aura and savor the moment.
Yes, but where are the nudie pics of her? : P
Probably hanging in a church somewhere.
She is a queen. Not a bad word to be said. Thank you.
Oh hell yes. Weisz’s photo layout is just as sexy as Mary Louise Parker and Kate Beckinsale’s underwear/semi-nude layouts last year.
It’s official: Skinny twig chicks are out, curvaceous Milfs are in.