Rachel Bilson sex scene! Oh, it’s from Funny or Die. We know where this is going (hint: not the first part of their name). (Allie Is Wired)- Rachel Uchitel is like, “Actually, I did screw Tiger Woods.” Bully for you and your elite club. (The Blemish)
- A video of Marilyn Monroe smoking the joint appears. Millions of college students have paired her poster with Bob Marley smoking a doob for years, now it is reality. (Yeeeah!)
- ABC cancels two more Adam Lambert appearances, because it hates fun. And crotch-sniffing. (Amy Grindhouse)
- Rolling Stone Ron Wood arrested for assaulting his 20-year-old Russian mistress. Keep it classy, Gramps. (TMZ)
- Lily Allen is taking a two-year break from music to concentrate on flashing her boobs more. (Celebitchy)
- Megan Fox HD pictures! Yay! Let’s find minute flaws and make fun of them! (Nudography)
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