Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod gasp gasp gasp faint puke die scream holy crapola swoon swoon!!!!! If the sun seems to be shining a little brighter today, if your complexion seems a little clearer, if the air smells a little sweeter, it's because Angelina Jolie is presently splaying her long, honeyed legs and gently discharging the eye-searingly hunky infant from America's Sexiest Uterus.
Or not, whatever. But if she is? Well then, friends, remember: you read it here first.
The Post-Chronicle writes:
"According to a published report, The sultry Hollywood vixen Angelina Jolie has gone into labor. The rumors are flying in from Namibia to Hollywood and Vine that "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" co-stars, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, might be new parents any moment now."
And The Bosh says:
"Sources tell Extra that Angelina could go into labor in the next 48 hours. Even though Jolie denied she was due on May 18, sources say that on Thursday, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 's security in Namibia was tighter than ever – Gossips interpretation – baby is on the way. One newspaper report claimed Angelina may opt for a home birth with a private aircraft on standby."
And there you have it. A published report stated that she's having the baby. Published report, people! You can't mess with that! Brad and Ang "might" be parents at any moment! And also, she "could go into labor in the next 48 hours." She also could go into labor in the next 233 hours. She also could go into labor next month. And there you have it.
Pre-preggo Ange! And lots of her! At MrSkin.com!
And dad Brad? Dig him at MaleStars.com
