After scouring the internets for an appropriate "sexy lady" story to post, we were faced with a difficult decision: Paris Hilton in a bikini showering off on a public Australian beach, or Posh Spice's silly faux breasts in a see-through shirt? Each of these women is equally offensive to our discerning tastes, but ultimately, we opted not to give Paris any press that could be construed as favorable. Posh in a see-through shirt: the choice is clear! Literally.
Where to begin? The first pic, with Posh's shiny plasticine skin and stiffly bent arms, resembling Brit Barbie, or possibly her own Spice Doll? David donning a chilling leather glove, lending the appearance of O.J. Simpson, albeit a dashing, less stabby version? Or the fact that we look at Posh's preposterous implants, immobile and robotic under a thin wisp of knit, and we finally understand what David sees in her: twin soccer balls?
Posh is boss at MrSkin.com.
