Posh Spice is in talks to launch her own makeup line. Because if there's anything a modern woman needs, it's a bucket of shimmery, burnt umber caulk and a trowel with which to apply it.
The UK's Daily Mirror reports that Posh's line will be sold in "high end" department stores, though surprisingly enough, the deal has been struck with Coty. That's right, the same brand that brought us the large, golden tubs of fragrant, $2.69 AirSpun face powder your grandma has used since 1958, and the Wild Musk you wore in eighth grade. A source explains:
"It's universally acknowledged that Victoria knows her stuff when it comes to fashion and beauty and she's done work with cosmetics brands in the Far East for years. People are always asking her how she manages to look so good despite being manically busy, so it makes sense for her to design her own range."
How does she look so good?
Our guess? Tweezers, a thick layer of terra cotta clay, and a half pound of craft glitter.
Victoria "Posh" Beckham-Spice and her nude review are at MrSkin.com.
