I guess when your kids are named Romeo, Brooklyn, and Cruz, and you willingly go by the name “Posh Spice”, you’re not going to call your future daughter Mary or Joan. But when the UK press reported that Victoria Beckham was inspired by the beaches of Santa Monica when it comes to thinking of what to call the female fetus in her oven, I just kind of assumed it was going to be Monica. Not so:
“Posh thinks Santa Beckham has a lovely ring to it and wants something unique,” a source told The Sun Monday. “David prefers something traditional, but will probably go along with what she chooses.”
“Always a bridesmaid,” the Easter Bunny sighed sadly, and gave up his dream of being a Beckham godfather once and for all.
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i hate celebrities.
Actually, Santa is a common Italian and Spanish name.
There is still time for her to name it Venice, Will Rogers or Hotchkiss.
This woman appears to be a haggard virago. I do not have any desire to make love to her. Her breasts appear as tennis balls and her face is badly aged for someone so young. I believe her husband must be an effete homosexual who desires to suck on another man’s penis. I do not believe he fathered her multiple children.
just past her prime..