If you were in charge of a well-known magazine and had about $4 million that wasn’t earmarked for coke and hookers, what would you spend it on? The first pictures of the sexiest baby alive, or naked pictures of a Simpson sister? What if we told you that sister was Ashlee? Yeah, you’d still go for the nudes. To our readers that question’s a no brainer on par with what to have for dinner: filet mignon or the pile of dog shit your neighbor left on your lawn.
Apparently Ashlee Simpson was offered $4 million to pose for Playboy and seriously considered the offer before turning it down. The ubiquitous and illusive creature known as the insider told In Touch Weekly:
Ashlee figures she’s never looked better, so this may be the perfect time to do it.
She feels confident and sexy and thinks this is one way for her to separate her image from (sister) Jessica’s.
We hear these bullshit stories all the time, and though we don’t really believe them, it’s a nice fantasy. The story goes like this: Hugh Hefner randomly chooses one hot of-the-moment young starlet and offers her oodles and oodles of cash to take off all her clothes and let the nice man with the camera take some pretty pictures. Said starlet then considers the offer. We like to think that she sits in her bedroom (filled with all things pink and lacy and gardenia scented) in a lace and faux-fur nightie asking the advice of her oversized teddy bear. “What do you think, Mr. Bear? Should I pose nude?” But after some deep soul searching she decides that her career will be better served by starring in a Paul Walker movie and doing a couple of Neutrogena commercials. And boners everywhere go into hibernation until the next red-carpet event catches an eighth of Jessica Alba’s areola.
Ashlee Simpson is not naked at MrSkin.com. But Ashley Judd is. And she once played Marilyn Monroe in a movie. And Marilyn posed for Playboy.
