There is a plague among us. Little by little it is claiming the lives of Hollywood's elite. But along the way it must also claim the souls of those not-so-elite, those who earn less than $50 million a year, Hollywood's poor D-listers. Once it's through with all of Tinseltown, from Brad Pitt all the way through Brian Bonsal, it will come for the rest of us. So beware. If someone approaches you and offers up a copy of Diantics and tries to strap you to an e-meter, run for your life, but know that ultimately there is no escape. One day, you will end up like Pink. According to Contact Music (via Yeeeah!):
Friends reveal the singer has sought comfort from [confirmed Scientologist] Juliette Lewis, who is introducing her to the controversial religion. A source tells Star magazine, ìPink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.î
You know what this means: baby rape is definitely off the menu in the Pink household. Whew!
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