You probably already know that Pierce Brosnan has ended his tenure as James Bond, but you probably donít know that itís because he wants some action. Just like us, Pierce thinks that James Bond movies just donít show enough tit.
He might not be quite ready to star in Poonington Steele, but Brosnan sure is sick of having to wear a suit all the time and never getting any sweet ass. Brosnan said, ìYouíre not even allowed to show a bloody nipple. Itís pathetic. What Bond needs is a good, palpable killing sequence and a good sex scene–and it doesnít have to be graphic, you can use your imagination.î We naturally disagree on this last point, but weíre now wishing that Brosnan would stick around as Bond–maybe he could convince filmmakers to finally show us some Octopussy.
But since we are in the business of serving you, our public, with the vital facts, we must point out that Pierce is actually quite wrong; many James Bond movies have included nudity, though itís usually been just a flash here and there. Itís just that poor little Pierce got nothing more than a Sophie Marceau nip slip while he was playing Bond (lucky Roger Moore was in four Bond movies that included nudity). And just because we love you so very, very much and would do anything to make you happy (well, not that, you sick perv), we will provide you with a list of James Bond with nudity. Enjoy! The World Is Not Enough, Diamonds Are Forever, Thunderball, The Living Daylights, The Man with the Golden Gun, Moonraker, Octopussy, The Spy Who Loved Me.
That Sophie Marceau nip slip we were talking about? Check it out at MrSkin.com.
Pierce's piece at MaleStars.com.
