It's been nigh on five months since the supremely clammy Pete Doherty oozed his way onto these pages, open sores weeping a sluglike trail behind him. Today, he's back and he's doing more crazy stuff with helpless animals. He already turned a kitten into a crack whore and manhandled a litter of newborn mice, now he threw his cat's tire-tracked dead body into his pond to rot. NME gives us the juice:
Pete Doherty has revealed that he buried one of his cats in his pond – but to the Babyshambles manís horror, the animal remained on the waterís surface until it froze. ìThe cat got run over so I thought Iíd give it a burial at sea – well, the pond,î he said. ìBut it didnít sink, it floated and then froze over. So there was this dead cat under the ice looking up at me. It was terrible.î
The cat dies. Then it gets thrown in a pond. Then its rotting corpse floats to the surface. Then it's entombed in ice for the duration of the season, like a feline ice mummy. The only way this story could get more depressing would be if Pete grabbed a rake to crack the ice and retrieve his cat, only to impale the pet on the rake's razor sharp tines, sending its frosty entrails sailing through the air and onto the face of a child visiting Doherty thanks to the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
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Put down the kittens, emo-boy, they're not food.
doherty's not emo you fool. Only americans and under-priveleged teenagers from the uk are emo.