Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up. And so have Nicole Richie and that one guy. He's like the son of some famous guy who, like, did the luge or synchronized swimming at the Olympics or something. He dated that girl from that show that's like The O.C. only "real"? C'mon, he's tall, has dark hair, wears shirts? You know the one.
Brody Jenner! That's his name. Not that you need to know that now that's he not humping a famous girl. But according to said famous girl (via her MySpace page, natch) they were never dating in the first place.
I know there are rumors regarding my 'breakup' with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity.
Gee, Nicole, that sure is convincing. And luckily we've had a lot of practice swallowing your bullshit stories lately. "We were never dating. I've always been this size. I technically possess the skeletal system of an African pygmy." Whatever you say, Nicole.
And in even less interesting news, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have finally decided to stop making us pay attention to their utterly boring relationship–just in time for the DVD release of their movie The Break Up. In which they break up. What a co-inky-dink. Us Weekly reports:
After weeks of distance both emotional and real, the relationship ax fell the week of September 9 for Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. A source close to Vaughn tells Us that the split happened just before the actor left for London to begin work on his holiday comedy, Joe Claus. ìItís not common knowledge, but weíre not together anymore,î Vaughn told the insider September 13, adding that they solidified the breakup in a long phone conversation. ìWeíve split up.î
Confirms an Aniston pal: ìTheyíre 100 percent done.î
Soon afterward, Vaughn, 36, canceled plans for Aniston, 37, to visit him in London for a September 23 party, says the source. What went wrong? Sources tell Us that the relationship began to unravel almost immediately after Vaughnís June 27 proposal to Aniston.
You know that right now there is a celebrity "reporter" at Star or In Touch laughing maniacally as if he were Sharon Stone talking about the audaciousness of her fortysomething nudity and twirling his mustache, so happy that he can finally break out and re-use his favorite graphics and captions from so many "Jennifer Is Sad" feature articles.
You know that movie we mentioned? Jennifer's naked in it. She's also naked in The Good Girl. See her at MrSkin.com.
Nicole doesn't like to show off her bee stings, but you can still see her at MrSkin.com.
