Penelope Cruz's butt was deemed pitifully puny by the powers-that-be behind her latest film, Returning, and the star was fitted with a prosthetic keister. And she loved her new ass so much that she reportedly "begged producers to let her keep it once filming is over." It's OK, Penelope. You're not with Tom Cruise anymore. You don't need to bring him a new "special friend" home from the set anymore.
Apparently, Penny's boobs were perfectly qualified for the part, but her buns fell well short of the mark. So, like Nicole Kidman in The Hours, she was forced to don a faux body part. Maybe dat azz will nab her an Oscar! An "insider" told Scotland's Daily Record:
"Penelope's breasts were fine for the part but it was felt that she needed more curves down below. To make Penelope perfect for the part, we decided to fit her with a false bottom."
A false bottom, just like the novelty cigar box we ordered from the back of MAD. Wonder if Penelope stashes her weed in her false bottom, too.
Forget the fake ass, see the real boobs: Penelope at MrSkin.com.
