Paula Abdul Fall Down Go Boom on Nose

pauladog.jpgPaula Abdul, whose people assure us does not have a neurological disorder, brain affliction, pill problem, or particular liking of alcoholic beverages, continued to prove this by taking a tumble in her home and breaking her nose on Saturday. Paula told Extra:

"I took a nasty fall trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm, my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip. Tulip has no remorse. She just stared at me."

Her rep, David Brokaw stated:

"Paula went to the doctor and she did break her nose, but she's moving on and doing great. She looks terrific. If you didn't know she broke her nose, you'd never guess anything happened to her. She is in pain. No question about that. But you'd never know anything happened to her. There are no bandages. She's got some bruises on her."

What a puzzling scene. Paula, not drunk or otherwise unstable, mentally or physically, was trying to maneuver around a 3 lb. dog and ended up breaking her face open? What a treacherous home life she leads, with soft, wiggly pets strewn about like land mines–a real-life game of Frogger, in which you're playing with fire and your nose is on the line. From Coleco.

Paula minus MC Skat Kat at MrSkin.com.

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