I’m Forever Your Girl (Until I Get Canned)

paulabadboobsAmerican Idol is taking two steps forward while Paula Abdul takes two steps back. Late last night, Paula took to the Twitters to break the news that she’s MC Skat Katting the show. She said

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to IDOL . . . I do without any doubt have the BEST fans in the entire world and I love you all

TMZ has a little more of a scoop:

We’re told Paula was pulling in somewhere between $2 and $3 million a year and she wanted more. Our sources say “A.I.” made her an offer that she didn’t like at all. Paula countered but producers didn’t want to pay that much, so they countered with another offer.

Rather than responding to the second offer, Paula shocked everyone by tweeting her goodbye. The weirdest thing … “A.I.” took the tweet seriously and responded with an official sayonara.

Chin up, little crackpot. Not being on American Idol does have its perks. For example, now you don’t have to hide your beverage of choice, SoCo mixed with Oxycontin, in an AI-sanctioned Coke cup–now you can drink it as it was meant to be drunk–in a jug marked “XXX”. No more hiding! No more lies!

Paula uses Twitter. So do we. Follow us and maybe we’ll tweet something amazing too. Probably not, though.

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WeirdArchives August 5, 2009 at 2:38 pm

And let’s say it like we really really REALLY mean it.:

WHO FUCKING CARES?

I mean, honestly, people. When was the last time you guys actually watched an episode of AMERICAN IDOL? Time to fess up, fools, because Crazy Woman’s gone and it can only get more wonky on the show.

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