It seems that the all-night vigil we held with fingers and toes crossed, rocking back and forth on a bed of nails and chanting "Just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me" may have worked! TMZ reports:
Patrick Swayze's publicist issued the following statement to TMZ: "Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and is currently undergoing treatment. Patrick's physician Dr. George Fisher states, 'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far. All of the reports stating the timeframe of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.' Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects. The outpouring of support and concern he has already received from the public is deeply appreciated by Patrick and his family."
We don't know why we were even worried. This is Dalton we're talking about. James Dalton. The world's toughest bouncer! He can just take that pancreatic tumor and kill it with his bare hands.
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