Paris Hilton shows about as much range in her "acting" as a limp hot dog (although such foodstuffs might actually inspire a bit of erotic excitement in Ms. Hilton), yet she thinks that she'll soon be competing for the same roles as Oscar winner Charlize Theron. Hey, if Cuba Gooding Jr. can win one of those things, it might not be that difficult.
What makes Paris think that she could be a contender for film roles of Monster or North Country quality? Did she receive ample encouragement after her role as Female Club-Goer in The Cat in the Hat? Paris sezs:
"My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to [Charlize Theron] so we may end up vying for the same parts."
Sadly, we don't think that Paris could even pull off a role similar to MRF Rita on Arrested Development; the mental capacity needed is just a bit out of Paris's reach. Oh, wait! It just occurred to us what Paris and Charlize have in common: lots and lots of nudity. Granted Charlize pulls out her hooters for the sake of art and staying true to her character, while Paris just likes to flash nip for any dude with a camera phone, but still. They've both got tits. They might as well be twins.
Paris is naked at MrSkin.com.
And would ya look at that? So is Charlize.
